What I look for in a men:
- blonde hair
- the look like he kills people for a living
- seduction eyes
- a smirk that makes me melt
- It’s actually a girl
- it’s Natalie Dormer
- I want to date Natalie Dormer
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natalie dormer refused to have her character sexually assault a thirteen year old child because it would have undoubtedly been sexualised and excused
instead she worked with the writers to have her character deal with him in ways much more subtle, clever, interesting and involving a cat who is knighted
just in case you didn’t already know that natalie dormer is fucking awesome
- me: look i'm straight but i would totally make an exception for scarlett johansson
- me: or natalie dormer
- me: or kristen stewart
- me: or felicia day
- me: or jennifer lawrence
- me: or taylor swift
- me: or eliza taylor
- me: or that chick from that comercial
- me: or the girl who served me at mcdonalds
- me: or that really pretty girl over there
- me:
- me:
- me: wait
- me: ooooohhhhhhhhh
real time question: how does anyone actually date natalie dormer? how do they consider themselves worthy?? how can they stand there while she looks at them that way and not spontaneously combust into a puddle on the floor?? keeps me up at night, man
Bella Swan: I don’t really like cold, wet things.
Bella Swan, catching a glimpse of eddie boi’s vampire dick: sparkli popsiCLE
ok but the fight scene in breaking dawn would’ve been 1000x better if they’d kept the thunder sound effects every time the vampires collided